Excuse-O-Matic

This app is a fun way to come up with some short, simple, and quick excuses. You press the Generate button, and the app will give you a random excuse from a list. There is also an option in the app settings to force the generator to generate only kid-related excuses. I would love to grow both lists of excuses, but I could use some help from you guys. Please email me if you have some good excuses that could go in this app.